I once met a man called Perry,
Who had an enormous belly,
The size of his heart
Was as big as a cart
And a chef who kept us all merry.
We peaked round the corner into his
Wondrous bar,
Decided to frequent and buy us a jar,
With Lim’s MSG
And Jude’s BLT
Our referral marketing will travel far.
So now it comes to the end of the year,
We will miss the stained carpet and beer,
Tim’s hop, skip and jump,
Food with gristly lump,
I think we shall all shed a tear.
MBA Students, 2005